Another random thought

[richardf8]

What did the Daddy vulture say to the baby vulture while teaching him to find food?

"Carrion, my wayward son . . ."

**Rim Shot**

Comments

[grassyneal.livejournal.com]

Loved it!

[deckardcanine.livejournal.com]

That's pretty good.

"Caesar, when shall we meet again?"
"At two, Brute."

"Juliet, who used to lead the U.N.?"
"Annan, good nurse."

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wastrel/]

I hereby declare I shall fear guilt for my own excruciating puns nevermore. XD

[kevinjdog.livejournal.com]

And when they hired the guy from "The Graduate" to star as Clarence Darrow the marquee read "Dustin--The Wind".

[c-eagle.livejournal.com]

That reminded me of a cartoon I saw captioned "why parrot babies are always in trouble"... showing one mocking everything its parents would say ;D