State of the Union
Jan. 21st, 2004 12:11 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
richardf8So anyway, read the State of the Union Address. That boy has GOT to go.
On Terror:
Terrorists are plotting to kill us all and only by giving up our constitutional rights can Americans protect themselves from this great menace.
On Iraq:
We are going to assure freedom, Public Education, and healthcare throughout the middle east even as we diminish them here.
On Higher Education:
We need to provide additional funding to our schools and college, so let's cut our revenue streams again.
On Supporting Growth:
The only way to keep America working is to pollute our lakes, rivers, streams, air, and ground while depriving American Citizens of recourse against business interests.
On reducing the Deficit:
We will reduce the deficit by cutting services.
On Social Security:
We will encourage American Workers to invest the retirement savings in the next wave of Enrons.
On Immigration:
We will create a new class of indentured servants to fill Jobs that Americans would want to be paid a living wage for.
On Prescription Drugs for Seniors:
We will continue to be the only country on earth that refuses to negotiate with pharmaceutical companies for a decent price on prescription drugs. By invoking compassion for seniors as our excuse we can funnel taxpayer dollars directly into the pockets of pharmaceutical companies. Fuck with it, and feel the Wrath of my Veto.
On Healthcare for the Working Poor:
Let's fund healthcare with tax credits so people who can't afford the outlay never burden our system. The healthcare system that works for every other first world country will not work for us, because a system where many people cannot afford to see a doctor is, in my eyes, the best in the world.
On Drugs:
Let's squander more money on the War on Drugs. Lord knows, it kept ME straight.
On Sex:
Sex-Ed should be incomplete and limited to Abstinence. We want to send a very clear message to our youth: If you have sex, you will die.
On Gay Marriage:
This is America: God's Country, and God Hates Fags. If you're gay, get the fuck out, you're gonna burn in hell anyway. And we don't want you dragging us down to the fiery lake with you.
On Faith Based Initiatives:
The government would really like to award contracts to religious institutions, so it can control what goes on in those places.
On Recidivism:
Let's reduce recidivism by making sure released prisoners get religion.
On Showing My Tender Side:
I will now read a letter from a child for no apparent reason, except to tug at your heartstrings.
On Knowing God's Mind:
We're America: The Good Guys. And we've got God of our side.
So, can we please get this fucking robber-baron nazi out of Al Gore's whitehouse?
On Terror:
Terrorists are plotting to kill us all and only by giving up our constitutional rights can Americans protect themselves from this great menace.
On Iraq:
We are going to assure freedom, Public Education, and healthcare throughout the middle east even as we diminish them here.
On Higher Education:
We need to provide additional funding to our schools and college, so let's cut our revenue streams again.
On Supporting Growth:
The only way to keep America working is to pollute our lakes, rivers, streams, air, and ground while depriving American Citizens of recourse against business interests.
On reducing the Deficit:
We will reduce the deficit by cutting services.
On Social Security:
We will encourage American Workers to invest the retirement savings in the next wave of Enrons.
On Immigration:
We will create a new class of indentured servants to fill Jobs that Americans would want to be paid a living wage for.
On Prescription Drugs for Seniors:
We will continue to be the only country on earth that refuses to negotiate with pharmaceutical companies for a decent price on prescription drugs. By invoking compassion for seniors as our excuse we can funnel taxpayer dollars directly into the pockets of pharmaceutical companies. Fuck with it, and feel the Wrath of my Veto.
On Healthcare for the Working Poor:
Let's fund healthcare with tax credits so people who can't afford the outlay never burden our system. The healthcare system that works for every other first world country will not work for us, because a system where many people cannot afford to see a doctor is, in my eyes, the best in the world.
On Drugs:
Let's squander more money on the War on Drugs. Lord knows, it kept ME straight.
On Sex:
Sex-Ed should be incomplete and limited to Abstinence. We want to send a very clear message to our youth: If you have sex, you will die.
On Gay Marriage:
This is America: God's Country, and God Hates Fags. If you're gay, get the fuck out, you're gonna burn in hell anyway. And we don't want you dragging us down to the fiery lake with you.
On Faith Based Initiatives:
The government would really like to award contracts to religious institutions, so it can control what goes on in those places.
On Recidivism:
Let's reduce recidivism by making sure released prisoners get religion.
On Showing My Tender Side:
I will now read a letter from a child for no apparent reason, except to tug at your heartstrings.
On Knowing God's Mind:
We're America: The Good Guys. And we've got God of our side.
So, can we please get this fucking robber-baron nazi out of Al Gore's whitehouse?
