A Brief Poem that occured to me on the way to work.

My Rabbi

He is the sort of man of whom you can't decide:
"Would I rather study Talmud with him,
Or Guitar?"

Indeed, I *AM* a Grammar Prick!

Test on English Word/Semicolon usage ganked from athelind

English Genius You scored 93% Beginner, 93% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 83% Expert!

You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go! Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!

Hey! If you liked my test, send the link to your friends. They don't need to be OkCupid members to take it.

The Commonly Confused Words Test
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=14457200288064322170