Letters to CongressCritters

These are the letters I just sent to my representatives in congress regarding Bush's "I Hate Fags" amendment proposal. Included are their respective positions. Dayton's the only one trying to make up his mind, so he is the only one I made a real attempt to persuade.

( Click here to see the letters. )

Feed the rich on Soylent Green

After the Bush tax cuts have set deficits sprialling out of control, it seems the fed chief has come up with the perfect solution: Cut Social Security

This is essentially a Swiftian solution which would have us eat our elderly rather than our children. Anyone up for a side of Fed Chief with Fava Beans and a fine Chianti? He's 78 now, and has CLEARLY outlived his usefulness.

Woman dies watching Gibson Movie

From KAKE, Wichita KS.

A woman collapsed in an East Wichita theatre this morning, during a showing of "The Passion Of The Christ". The woman, in her 50's, was pronounced dead a short time later at a Wichita medical center.

People viewing the movie at the Warren Theatre East say the woman collapsed during the portion of the movie where the crucifixion of Christ was shown. Nurses who were in the audience gave the woman CPR.

I wonder if there will be a wrongful death suit against Gibson over this?