Toxic Friends Network

[richardf8]

I was toying with using this in a strip, but its ultimately too long to work there. So, inspired by Psychic Friends Network, I am pleased to present:

Toxic Friends Network
Are you feeling a little too full of yourself?

Are you afraid of success, but find nothing standing in its way?

Are you nostalgic for those warm fuzzy feelings of guilt and shame your mother used to give you?

Call the Toxic Friends Hotline for all the lambasting, browbeating, and denigration that is missing from your life.

Listen to what Famous Biblical Figure Job has to say about "Toxic Friends"

"When God placed me at Satan's mercy, Toxic Friends sent one of its 'Blame Teams' right to my house. After being blamed, accused, browbeaten and lambasted for interminable days, I figured 'better God should strike me down than I should have to listen to these people any longer.' They got me off my butt, and if it weren't for them, I might still be facing unsightly boils, and might never have gotten my family back. I owe it all to Toxic Friends"