I'm a fan of iambic pentameter? Really? I suddenly feel justified in my (as of yet unsuccesful) attempts to pressure my theatre friends to award me the Public Relations Coordinator spot on the Shakespeare Club as patronage position! My life is not a lie!

No, seriously, what is iambic pentameter? I'm afraid my most recent art related experience was seeing the 12th Night performance my friends directed and put on over at the local theater earlier this afternoon.