Nov. 25th, 2004

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I was doing a thing called "ten minutes of Torah" which is a set of study materials funished online by the Union for Reformed Judaism. The one dealing with the Akkeida said to tell the story from the point of view of one of the characters in the story.

What do you suppose it says about me that what I came up with is this:

Mmmm, pretty good browse up here. Lots of young, juicy shoots. Mmmm.
Uh oh. I hear noises. I think I'd better freeze so no one notices. Yipes! Smells human!
The man is doing something with ropes up there. A snare? Some kind of bow? I'd better make a break for it.
Dammit! My horns are stuck in the brambles!
Aaaack, the old guy's got an axe and he's coming right at me!
"Welcome home little Ram. You are in the country where the bowse is sweet and the hunter never comes."

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