Sing it, my brother. I see Obama, in particular, and one of two images pops into my head: either he's dancing around in front of his bedroom mirror in underwear with the Presidential seal on it, doing a Mick Jagger and crooning "WHO'S your daddy! WHO'S your president!", or else he's looking at a picture of the White House with big wide eyes, showing all his teeth, and crooning "ooooooooh! SHINY!"

Brrrr. Me no likey. Hillary, at least, has Bill with some gravitas in his pocket. But, like you, I like Edwards the best of the bunch.

And I don't know if Kucinich is a weenie, but I do think he wants to president of Cloudcuckooland. Realpolitik doesn't work that way, in my experience (and yes, I have some).