Man, nothing would induce me to drive one of those stupid things. They're like fake London taxis, pale stumpy copies.

I'm-a stick with my 1993 Infiniti J30t. Black leather. 6-Cyl, 3-litre engine. It's tuned; I get about 220 hp, which I need, living in San Francisco. We have hills here.

And my sound system? A glorious 8-speaker Bose.